Funny quotes about dating older men
Then he's finished." ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one." ~ Mae West"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf." ~ Unknown"The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check.
The second time you look to see if the basement has termites.
Can you look at your partner’s faults honestly and say, ‘I can work around that. Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it’s always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you.” ― “Who're you going with, then? " She called back."Want to come to the ball with me? I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.
” ― “People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other’s personalities. Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person. The really clever trick is this: Can you accept the flaws? He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! "Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him."What? Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic.
'Hold my purse'." ~ Unknown"Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." ~ Anonymous"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." ~ Jilly Cooper"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." ~ Roseanne Barr"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." ~ Helen Rowland"There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast." ~ Helen Rowland"Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near." ~ Helen Rowland"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." ~ Woodrow Wyatt"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." ~ Brendan Francis"A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in." ~ Mae West"A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." ~ Molly Mc Gee"Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying." ~ William Shakespeare"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...
"In fact, he described what he'd do in very graphic detail.
But he also made it clear what he'd do to me if I ever hurt you or did anything bad." Adrian grimaced.
You deserve a fcking phone call.” ― “I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell."Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily."Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. ""Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried.
The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. "Maybe I am.” ― “To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox.